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An FT Mithril Miner Set of Puns

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:55 pm
by Gullander
Q- What doe an FT miner say when another miner has to leave?
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I will mith you!
Q- Where in the United States is an old mithril miner likely to retire?
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Mithissippi, Mithsouri or Oregon
Q- What are old tales told by an FT miner?
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mithology
Q- What does an FT miner say to assure people he is trustworthy?
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I promith you!
Q- If an FT miner is late coming home what happens?
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They file a mithing persons report
Q- How does an FT miner train others?
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he shows them his mining mithod
Q- What are some favorite names FT miners name their children?
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Mithew, Elizamith, his little mith and mithter
Q- When an FT miner gains too much weight what happens?
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he gets mithshapen!
Q- What is an FT miners favorite book genre?
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mithsteries
Q- When something touches an FT miners heart what occurs?
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his eyes get all mithy
Q- What is an FT miners favorite school subject?
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Mithamatics especially Geomithry
Q- What does an FT miner say when he accidentally(??) takes another miners ore?
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sorry my mithtake!
Q- Who was the oldest FT miner ever?
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Mithuselah
Q- Why doesn't an FT miner chat much while he works?
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he doesn't want to be mithquoted
Hope that brought a laugh or two...Merry Christmas...

Re: An FT Mithril Miner Set of Puns

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:43 pm
by SellSword
I'm pretty sure you did not mith a single one!

:lol:

Edit: My spell check picked out a mithtake without axing me.

Re: An FT Mithril Miner Set of Puns

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:09 pm
by LostKnight
SellSword wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:43 pm
I'm pretty sure you did not mith a single one!

:lol:

Edit: My spell check picked out a mithtake without axing me.
Actually he did mith a few but my forgetter ... well, you know.

Oh and while I'm here it's Mitheltoe season. :lol:

Happily standing under the Mitheltoe, waiting for victims, flexing lips, shaking and relaxing arms...

Remember, if ya can't kiss 'em, at least give 'em a hug!

NICE stuff Gull!

Re: An FT Mithril Miner Set of Puns

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:48 pm
by WARBRINGER
I'm glad I didn't mith this post :) I'd like to wish you a merry Mithmas! :D

Re: An FT Mithril Miner Set of Puns

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:21 am
by SellSword
LostKnight wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:09 pm
Oh and while I'm here it's Mitheltoe season. :lol:

Happily standing under the Mitheltoe, waiting for victims, flexing lips, shaking and relaxing arms...

Remember, if ya can't kiss 'em, at least give 'em a hug!

NICE stuff Gull!
I'm putting on my armor before I give you permithon to get within arm's reach of me!

Re: An FT Mithril Miner Set of Puns

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:16 am
by LostKnight
SellSword wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:21 am
I'm putting on my armor before I give you permithon to get within arm's reach of me!
You have no worries, I wouldn't kiss you ... now that coffee mug over there ....

Re: An FT Mithril Miner Set of Puns

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:42 am
by SellSword
More players should join Gull's mithon to spread mith puns! Tell others about your aromitherapy classes, joke about the mitherable attempts others made, ore just feel at home mith bad spelling!

Re: An FT Mithril Miner Set of Puns

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:49 am
by Gullander
I commitherate all who have suffered from my pun-ishment. :D

Re: An FT Mithril Miner Set of Puns

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:43 am
by LostKnight
SellSword wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:42 am
{snip} ore just feel at home mith bad spelling!
There are two trains of thought here.

Either I am
- the "Tpyo Knig of Nkights", or
- "the keys on my keyboard move around on purpose to confuzz me".

One is a mith the other a fact of my pixelized life, take your Mith Pick+3 :lol:

Re: An FT Mithril Miner Set of Puns

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:27 pm
by Arashiko
(Puts on music by Electrosmith)