A Set of Clan Puns
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A Set of Clan Puns
Clan puns
No specific person, clan, country, or religion is slighted these are simply for our amusement and hope they will be viewed that way
What do you call a hard to get along with clan member?
Clantankerous!
What do you call someone wanting a clan position?
A clandidate
When clan life is good?
Clantastic
Favorite clan music group?
Clannad
When testing new Ideas what does a clan do?
Put it through clanical trials
What sounds do weapons make in clan warfare?
Clank and clang!
In Canada what is a clan’s favorite place?
The Clandike territory
And their favorite song?
Oh Clanada!
If monks were clan members what would they call their buildings?
A clannery
And how would they govern their clan?
By following clanonical hours
What is a clan member’s favorite fruit?
A clantelope! Or does this word mean when a clan member runs off and marries another clan? Or is this a type of animal only found on clan maps?
What is a sign of a well-run clan?
Clantentment
What do you call it when you bump into another clan’s member?
A clandeathstine meeting!
Attention: No animals were harmed in the making of this post
No specific person, clan, country, or religion is slighted these are simply for our amusement and hope they will be viewed that way
What do you call a hard to get along with clan member?
Clantankerous!
What do you call someone wanting a clan position?
A clandidate
When clan life is good?
Clantastic
Favorite clan music group?
Clannad
When testing new Ideas what does a clan do?
Put it through clanical trials
What sounds do weapons make in clan warfare?
Clank and clang!
In Canada what is a clan’s favorite place?
The Clandike territory
And their favorite song?
Oh Clanada!
If monks were clan members what would they call their buildings?
A clannery
And how would they govern their clan?
By following clanonical hours
What is a clan member’s favorite fruit?
A clantelope! Or does this word mean when a clan member runs off and marries another clan? Or is this a type of animal only found on clan maps?
What is a sign of a well-run clan?
Clantentment
What do you call it when you bump into another clan’s member?
A clandeathstine meeting!
Attention: No animals were harmed in the making of this post
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Re: A Set of Clan Puns
I never got around to my last mage puns, so I'm glad this will allow me to make a clan break from those!
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Re: A Set of Clan Puns
Did you hear about the latest clan battle?
They made a declanation of war!
What happened when the clan lost power?
They had to forge by clandlelight!
What happens when no members show for battle?
They clancelled the planned siege!
You hear the story of the lost clan members?
They had to resort to clannibalism!
What did the aloof duke think of the newest member?
He considered him insignificlant!
You hear of the pirate clan that attacked Ashdown?
They pillaged materials for more clannonballs!
Why did the clan member die in the desert?
He left his clanteen of water in the forge!
Did you hear about the clan member who wanted me to stop making horrible clan puns?
I told him "you clan't stop me!"
They made a declanation of war!
What happened when the clan lost power?
They had to forge by clandlelight!
What happens when no members show for battle?
They clancelled the planned siege!
You hear the story of the lost clan members?
They had to resort to clannibalism!
What did the aloof duke think of the newest member?
He considered him insignificlant!
You hear of the pirate clan that attacked Ashdown?
They pillaged materials for more clannonballs!
Why did the clan member die in the desert?
He left his clanteen of water in the forge!
Did you hear about the clan member who wanted me to stop making horrible clan puns?
I told him "you clan't stop me!"
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
Re: A Set of Clan Puns
Excellent young apprentice! You may now start the next word for puns and become the master.
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Re: A Set of Clan Puns
At this rate LordSeth is gonna have to start locking these for the sanity of the community!
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
Re: A Set of Clan Puns
i clan't stop laughing .
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Re: A Set of Clan Puns
I was always AFK!
I was LK, A Friendly Knight.
I was LK, A Friendly Knight.
Re: A Set of Clan Puns
The new pun word is "fish"
Q: What is special about a mithril rod?
A: It's more efishient
Q: Why do crafters line the river at start map?
A: They're fishing for components
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Q: What is special about a mithril rod?
A: It's more efishient
Q: Why do crafters line the river at start map?
A: They're fishing for components
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Re: A Set of Clan Puns
Would a Riddle in a Can be a Clanned Riddle?
Riddle: If sardines are a fish, and one is put in a clan it would make it a clanned sardine.
Now, when is a fish put in a clan not a clanned fish?
Riddle: If sardines are a fish, and one is put in a clan it would make it a clanned sardine.
Now, when is a fish put in a clan not a clanned fish?
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I was always AFK!
I was LK, A Friendly Knight.
I was LK, A Friendly Knight.