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The RoadRunR
You can't miss him, however catching him is a different story.
Known to 'pick up' Mithril Tools, he runs around FT in an erratic fashion looking for more tools to abscond with, as well as White Wands and gold.
They say he converts Gold Ingots into gold coins, I wish I could do that.

THEY WILL GO MISSING!
If you manage to catch him, other than his regular "MEEP MEEP!", he only speaks two words, YEEP YEEP for YES and NEEP NEEP for NO. Ask him anything that can be answered with Yes or No response. At times his "MEEP MEEP", "YEEP YEEP" or "NEEP NEEP" will spit out with some sort of secret code, you need to capture that secret code to win. If you capture it in a screenshot and post it here you will win his booty!
Rumour has it, at this time, that you will be awarded with 4 Mithril tools, a Pick+3, a Rod+3 ,a Hammer+3 and an Axe+3, a White Wand and 100M Gold.

The RoadRunR will personally give you your prize on Map 0.0 near the Wizard.
If you attack him he will never give up his secret code.
RoadRunR is smarter than your average "Road Runner". He will not hand out the stolen items if the same character catches him twice. But if you have another character available then he may not recognize you and all is good. If he does recognize you he will not drop a secret code, he won't tell you, he just will not drop the code. After each distribution of tools, RoadRunR will distribute more secret codes.