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For the squeamish!!
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 10:09 pm
by Gullander
See disclaimer below please.
Now for those a bit unsettled about your 1500 armor or 1250 weapons dripping blood I am proud to announce:
THE AMAZING BLOOD AWAY POTION!
Guaranteed to remove globs of dripping flesh and gooey blood residue off your most expensive and handsome FT armor and weaponry! Introductory price ONLY 1B per potion!
This is not a real offer...but I will be glad to pm you a picture of it for a mere 500M.
Re: For the squeamish!!
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:14 am
by Leone
Ermmm, 'blood away' - is that another way of saying water?:)
Re: For the squeamish!!
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:01 am
by Gullander
Due to certain proprietary rights in it's production no listing verbal or written as to this products ingredients can be allowed.
Re: For the squeamish!!
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:09 am
by SellSword
Leone wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:14 am
Ermmm, 'blood away' - is that another way of saying water?:)
With a drop of red food coloring to make it look pink?
Re: For the squeamish!!
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:11 am
by justj99
Wait a minute.... The fine print says that washing the blood off reverts it to level 50 gear!
Re: For the squeamish!!
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:53 pm
by LostKnight
I knew it was a gimmick!
Little bit of snake oil in there I think!
Where's the covered wagon, AHA! Maps 1.2 and 3.0
Re: For the squeamish!!
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:14 pm
by Gullander
justj99 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:11 am
Wait a minute.... The fine print says that washing the blood off reverts it to level 50 gear!
I assure you it has gone through the most rigorous testings and is both safe and effective. The disclaimer is merely for legal reasons to discourage false claims against the owners.
Oh the owners...well ah..that is to say..a consortium of only the highest level....ok well..the owners consist of armor crafters and shop owners and certain purveyors of the finest chemicals known to eat away..er that is to say fully clean whatever they are applied to ...but I assure you...cough cough...their only interest is in prolonging the beauty and usefulness of gear.
Re: For the squeamish!!
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:23 pm
by Gullander
I have been hacked!!!!
This whole thread was begun by members of the Alt Revolt to both discredit my person and cause chaos among the FT main accounts.
Be warned FT, I fear it may get worse before it gets better.
I am not sure why they included a disclaimer saying it was not a real product...perhaps they are not as grasping and dishonest as we think but are trying to draw attention to their grievances...but I think it is part of their ploy to set us up for a bigger attack. Or it could be...to put it nicely..they are not as clever as they imagine themselves to be.
Re: For the squeamish!!
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 3:38 am
by merisajan
it is beautiful, I love it
Re: For the squeamish!!
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 5:09 pm
by Syor
Gullander wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:23 pm
I have been hacked!!!!
This whole thread was begun by members of the Alt Revolt to both discredit my person and cause chaos among the FT main accounts.
Be warned FT, I fear it may get worse before it gets better.
I am not sure why they included a disclaimer saying it was not a real product...perhaps they are not as grasping and dishonest as we think but are trying to draw attention to their grievances...but I think it is part of their ploy to set us up for a bigger attack. Or it could be...to put it nicely..they are not as clever as they imagine themselves to be.
Look out my friend! Those evil alts have ears everywhere.
Without letting us see .... when will the first doses be available? I have many interested buyers ....... but let's not let the merchants know ...
it is beautiful, I love it