Forgotten Tales

maybe we need an off off topic?
everything still seem game related!

so i ask, as OFF TOPIC!
What is your weirdest pick-up line that actually worked?


me?.. i met a gal with really short hair, my age (30ish)...
i say hi, offer drink.. ((she says no thanks..)
---not even a rufie martini? i ask.. she laughs..--
***she took a coke,,no jack**

++++we talked for a few months.. real cool chick++++
things just didnt click..

anyone else with a near miss story?...

At work some guy said he thought I was cute and gave me his phone number. I said lol thank you but I'm married but I'll give the number to my hubby (he's a big man more like an ogre ) he avoids me now and doesn't talk to me lol I have no idea why....(sarcasm ^_~)

"Did you just fall from heaven? Because your face is really messed up!"

My pickup line. Gets me all the chicks

"YO! Yeah you!"
For some reason DOOM sends them running? Odd.

Process of elimination. Decided to try it. "Can I come home with you? No? Aight" rinse and repeat. Twenty six girls later I'm out and into this dodgey looking flat.

Moral of that story is. It wor ked too easily and odd's are their a substance abuser that doesn't look like such. Bail bail bail. Check your wallet make sure you have your phone and if it's a 2nd story window with grass underneath it don't hesitate to jump because if you second guess it the kitchen knife and demanding of your walet gets closer.

Morning coffee with DOOM

Thanks for the company ^_~

;} no TY you.

I print this picture out and give it to girls:



Works 10/10 of the time.

LoL... as soon as I got "coffee" out of my head, quite funny :p

I usually start with:

"You think this hat is nice...wait 'till you see my diamond staff..."