Q- What doe an FT miner say when another miner has to leave?
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I will mith you!
Q- Where in the United States is an old mithril miner likely to retire?
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Mithissippi, Mithsouri or Oregon
Q- What are old tales told by an FT miner?
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mithology
Q- What does an FT miner say to assure people he is trustworthy?
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I promith you!
Q- If an FT miner is late coming home what happens?
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They file a mithing persons report
Q- How does an FT miner train others?
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he shows them his mining mithod
Q- What are some favorite names FT miners name their children?
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Mithew, Elizamith, his little mith and mithter
Q- When an FT miner gains too much weight what happens?
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he gets mithshapen!
Q- What is an FT miners favorite book genre?
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mithsteries
Q- When something touches an FT miners heart what occurs?
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his eyes get all mithy
Q- What is an FT miners favorite school subject?
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Mithamatics especially Geomithry
Q- What does an FT miner say when he accidentally(??) takes another miners ore?
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sorry my mithtake!
Q- Who was the oldest FT miner ever?
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Mithuselah
Q- Why doesn't an FT miner chat much while he works?
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he doesn't want to be mithquoted
Hope that brought a laugh or two...Merry Christmas...