Some people

[Storms7]

I think it's extremely funny how some players post in Mchat reporting pet killers(probably false reports) and spawn blockers or cry harassment(probably false reports) and expect GM's to just magically be on or to drop everything they are doing to rush to their aid!

Like I'm more important than everyone else and like there isn't a huge list of reports from players that still need to be looked into first.

It's like we're at an amusement park and some players just want to cut to the front of the line to the rides.

No one cares about your drama.

[Blackbetty]

I need gm now!! What!!! I snapped my fingers and no one showed??

[SellSword]

Don't forget that the "reports" are for the most part worthlessly vague. Like "MadeUpPlayer killed my pets jail him now!"

Maybe use those elementary school writing skills that kids learn? You know:

Who?
What?
When?
Where?
Why?
How?

[Leone]

I bet the ' Why?' is the question that never gets fully reported.

[Storms7]

All three posters in this thread hit the nail on the head.