The Trials and Tribulations of LostKnight

[Cashew]

"Can I has pet/skin/random amount of gold bro? Pls I need" (usually pets) Random Noob

"Meow?" Shweet Kitty

"Pls 1 pet I need" Random Noob

"Meow." Shweet Kitty

"Wat? U have pet yes? Pls just 1 bro" Random Noob

"*flips tail*" Shweet Kitty

"Cmon bro jus 1 pet pls bro I need" Random Noob

"*hissssssssss* >:C " Shweet Kitty

"OK ur *insert random colorful word* lol by" Random Noob

"*purrrrs* bye meow <3" Shweet Kitty

Bestest times evar. All day e'rryday.


Being a nut that acts like a cat has its perks sometimes

[LostKnight]

You seem to be collecting a group of fans.
Keep up the good work.

And I'm going to do my best to keep it that way.
I feel like I've got little bits and bytes of everyone here with me, and MadM has quite a few of those too.

Good feeling.

[LostKnight]

Bestest times evar. All day e'rryday.

Being a nut that acts like a cat has its perks sometimes

I can now relate to all that! Thanks for the chuckle

woof

[MadMagus]

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Bestest times evar. All day e'rryday.

Being a nut that acts like a cat has its perks sometimes

I can now relate to all that! Thanks for the chuckle

woof

Me too.
Nice post

Personally, I prefer
No, you don't "need"; game works perfectly fine without them.

[LostKnight]

Personally, I prefer
No, you don't "need"; game works perfectly fine without them.

Oh THATS really good!

And while we're at it can I have a lvl 6000 sword ... huh ... huh ... please ...

LostKnight(166)[§]

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[LostKnight]

Short post.

The CONTEST: Prizes: 3 Mithril Tools added another 3! first post has been edited.
We have three winners - three still to go.

In reality we have 6 winners, three declined the prize. AWESOME!!!! High lvl players looking for the challenge only!
Please reread the first post, see my signature, some interesting stuff in there about people helping me help others.

Did I ever say I LOVE THIS GAME?

[LostKnight]

Contest: 4 winners now.

Spent most of the day working on editing the Contest first post and 'successfully failing' to make lvl 50 bows. Except for the four times I actually made one. Hey 4m isn't something to sneeze at at my level of the game. Think I've just about run out of the 50 bars of Steels I made for this exercise too. Maybe some day I'll make a lvl 50 +1 or +2 bow - - - Yea never know!

Right now the Twins and I are at out favourite spot levelling up. And for the second time since being here today, moved off to map0,-3 to health up. Remarkable spot as I have described before, like Kevin Costner's role in "Field of Dreams" - "If you build it, they will come." and the Blue Vlads just don't stop coming. All I have to do us watch the mini-map more, learned that lesson, collect the wands when they drops and keep an eye on the health levels. And of course tap the attack button every now and then.

And then some dude walks over with powerful pets ... sucks up the swarm and move on, like just now a shadowy figure walks up, pauses by the Twins, his worms kill everything and he moves on. Slight pause (Twins an I heal) and the Vlads attack again. Gotta love it!

I need a third eye! Is that a game option?
- NO! ... Shucks!

[Arashiko]

Personally, I prefer
No, you don't "need"; game works perfectly fine without them.

Oh THATS really good!

And while we're at it can I have a lvl 6000 sword ... huh ... huh ... please ...

LostKnight(166)[§]

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Lvl 6000 sword… always crit, +6000 damage, freeze, fire… and is so big that owner is reduced to 0.25 * walking speed, and can only hit once per second.

Lvl 6000 sword :lol:

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[LostKnight]

Lvl 6000 sword… always crit, +6000 damage, freeze, fire… and is so big that owner is reduced to 0.25 * walking speed, and can only hit once per second.

OH YEA! I'll take one! Ahhhhhhhhhhhn look and the only one in the game!!!

MINE! ALL MINE! PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUS!!

[LostKnight]

The day had to come, when I would come here and tell everyone just what a dumb stupid idiot I am!

I am ashamed to say that today is that day. My shame is heavy on me as I have abused the generosity of an anonymous user, please no more.

I AM A DUMB STUPID IDIOT!!

And I'm going to do it as a blow by blow sequence, well as best as my memory can put things in sequence.

-> I was down in my favourite corner of Map 1.-3 levelling up with Blue Vlads and started the trek home.

-> Passing the "Ice Cave" where I was told was also a diamond mine I thought I'd check it out, I always use the 3rd sub-level of the mine at M -1.0

-> Park the pets at the door, and find that all the monsters are the same as outside, too easy. I see an opening to another level/area.

-> Check the map - MadMagus is there, send a /msg "Anything deeper in the Ice cave that will bother my Twins?" [message sent].

-> Look at the map again, no MadMagus.

-> DUMB STUPID IDIOTIC Executive decision: Well if I'm good here ... and I enter.

-> Park the Twins near the door and start exploring.

-> Two somethings, tiny little things, approached and started attacking me. Man I'm loosing health, so I get close enough that the Twins are attacking them through the walls, they were around the corner by the exit.
---> Now all of a sudden I appreciate how attacking through walls can be. Strange world huh!

-> Well I had moved too close, one of them broke off attacking me and started attacking a Twin and he's dieing fast, I'm attacking that one with everything I have!

-> GD Google button ---- I get back as fast as I can! Get maybe two more slashes in ...
---> I Hate that Google Button!!!!!

-> SKULL: Map 0,0 only one Twin and he's "yellow-line".

-> {lots of cussing here} Wife asking what's wrong! GRRRRRR!

-> Spent the rest of last night with a spider and one Twin mining: to fail at making lvl 50 Bows and build my skills.
---> since starting the "lvl 50 Bow" thing I've made ±7m, so a little coins is nice.

-> Early this morning more of the same, until breakfast and a trip to the bank, pay day is always nice. Trying to say away from the main traffic areas to hide my shame until I could write this post.

-> Will probably spend a quite day doing the same all day, don't feel like getting more involved at the moment.
---> To be honest, I feel a little inadequate right now.

So I've learned:

PET CARE:
1. Never - NEVER - take a pet to strange new places. EVER! DON'T DO IT!
2. Always watch the mini-map for surprise swarms!
3. If you are dieing, and your pets are close, protect your pets at all costs by keeping away, or dragging enemies away from them:
- - -> DIE! But die fighting alone! Save the pets at all costs.

Another 20 levels and I'm looking at Shop: Bats!