Forgotten Tales

SellSword wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:26 am I've also met some nice knights that even live under rocks. You know...

EXCUUUUUUSE ME HERE!

Live IN a rock and UNDER a rock are two entirely different things!
{ and here I gave you a key too }

I like rocks they are ruggedly handsome or naturally beautiful! Knights are always welcome at my rock... But just two rules 1. Wipe your feet and 2. Please do not sharpen your blade on the rock face!

Gullander wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 4:12 pm I like rocks they are ruggedly handsome or naturally beautiful! Knights are always welcome at my rock... But just two rules 1. Wipe your feet and 2. Please do not sharpen your blade on the rock face!

What's wrong with ruggedly handsome and naturally beautiful! HUH? HUH?


{cough scrape cough scrape} "Foot path! It was the foot path! Not the 'house'.
{wipe wipe} entering... {looking around} "NICE! Love the blade over the fireplace, and a +1 at that too!"

Ah yes a noble blade a sword of renown! Hail mighty warriors! Tell us your tales by the fireside and we shall revel in the glory of it all!

Gullander wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 4:12 pm I like rocks they are ruggedly handsome or naturally beautiful! Knights are always welcome at my rock... But just two rules 1. Wipe your feet and 2. Please do not sharpen your blade on the rock face!

I can assure you that I've only sharpened someone else's blade on your rock face, and I've only sharpened my blade on someone else's rock face!

SellSword wrote: Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:02 am I can assure you that I've only sharpened someone else's blade on your rock face, and I've only sharpened my blade on someone else's rock face!

That sounds very suspicious indeed!

In fact it sounds like a Hobbit's birthday speech.