The Trials and Tribulations of LostKnight

[Gullander]

Could be one of my infrequently used alts or pets got bored and ransacked your house! I'll shake them upside down and see if any billions tumble out. Those staff stans particularly are testy lately only able to zap the random insect or rodent crawling about in my rock!

[LostKnight]

Spiders get rid of the most bugs ... but

the webs the webs the webs

They are everywhere. Had to get a few geckos to control the spiders.

Then a couple of hawks to control the gecko problem, they breed like rabbits.

SO BEST solution: Train the Staff Stans, send them to a special training center!

[SellSword]

Aren't one of the level 300 pets called "trained monsters" or something? That could just mean that they are housebroken, but if you have any carpet in your house that alone could be worth the investment. On the other hand, I went with ghost archers because any mess they made was only ethereal...

[Leone]

Trained monsters yep - or blues as many like to call them. I'm making the assumption this is down to their colour rather than how they feel.

[LostKnight]

Ummmm no, that would be "Potty Trained Monsters".

Trained Monsters could mean trained to:

1. dance
2. sing
3. act
4. play chess
5. drive waggons
6. ride horses (poor horses)
7. fish for you @+100, giving you the EXP
8. chop for you @+100, giving you the EXP
9. mine for you @+100, giving you the EXP
10. craft for you @+100, giving you the EXP
11. build houses
12. chase outlaws, not all need killing
13. sniff out auto-clickers
14. jail cheaters
15. tpye better than LK
16. go directly to where your next quest starts
17. envelop you in a protective shield when someone starts a PvP event
18. multiplies himself x1b and kills the Scorpion King. (hey, I'm RPGing here, you should know that by now)
19. pickup all drops and automatically give them to people that need them UNLESS needed by you
20. and many many other things; like:
21. KILL YOU!

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[SellSword]

I'll settle for pets being trained to run away from danger. Maybe a message comes up: Your ogre halfling ran home after calling you an incompetent, and animal protection agents are now waiting for you.

That and... shield me from LK's pets!

[LostKnight]

I'll settle for pets being trained to run away from danger. Maybe a message comes up: Your ogre halfling ran home after calling you an incompetent, and animal protection agents are now waiting for you.

That's covered in:

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XX: and many many other things;

... and also, when you get home "Someone gonna get hurt!" and the halflings will have their revenge!

That and... shield me from LK's pets!

My pets, pffft ... harmless, but then I've had my shots!

[Elgur]

Ok, I have tried that before....never recieved any correspondence at all. But, of course, I shall try it again. By the way, found an old tv show entitled Sherlock Holmes. It can be found on YouTube under Nostalgia Classic TV the whole 39 episodes may be found in the playlist on that channel. Produced in 1954 TV series. Not bad for an oldie. It's elementary!

[LostKnight]

Ok, I have tried that before....never recieved any correspondence at all. But, of course, I shall try it again.

And you don't have a list of the alts written down someplace?

By the way, found an old tv show entitled Sherlock Holmes. It can be found on YouTube under Nostalgia Classic TV the whole 39 episodes may be found in the playlist on that channel. Produced in 1954 TV series. Not bad for an oldie. It's elementary!

OH I remember those, watched them as a kid.

[Elgur]

Had a list, have to look for it.