Forgotten Tales

RRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
That's what you hear from over the horizon ...
And the ground trembles...
The shape of it starts to become clearer off in the distance...

RRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
And the ground shakes...
It has drawn close now you, can see it clearly...
Your knees go weak, and shake a little too.

RRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
The ground beneath your feel begins to crumble... cuz ...
It's a one-eyed two-horned walkin' green people eater.
Comin' straight at me...

GOLGREN!
Who ya gonna call?
GRENBUSTERS have gone outta business,
He ate them all...

I know ... a zander fish, he also likes zander fish!!
Will a zander fish a day keep the Great GOLGREN at bay?

Please, Mr. Postman, look and see
Is there a zander fish, a zander fish for me?
Gotta give him a zander fish
So he'll be a friend for me.

Dedicate to ... well you guess!

nice Mr LK

A Swedish ROOOOAAR greetings from me.
Mr GOLDGREEN

Please don't eat me, open your one BIG eye and look at me
I'm a tiny red spider with fur and I'm poisonous.
and your one big eyed monster and voracious.
So you need a bigger meal , and i suggest you to try the new trade system "in game" and get a bigger deal.

Akkilles,
When GOLGREN was just a little ogre pub (but already with a mighty roooaaaar) some GMs were regularly putting zander fish as drops on monsters.
Since u are formed by your childhood he is likely to follow GMs in the hope of this happening again or even investigate your pockets and see if you have some.
I therefor advice you to memmorize the zander fish code and if you see GOLGREN commIng at you, quicky put them as a drop on a nearby monsterwhile shouting "THAT XXXX DROPS ZANDERFISH".

rearrow wrote: Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:00 am "THAT XXXX DROPS ZANDERFISH".

hahahahahaha LOVE IT!!!!

I have my entire backpack full of Taco Bell at all times, so in case I am eaten I will still have the last laugh.

SellSword wrote: Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:25 am I have my entire backpack full of Taco Bell at all times, so in case I am eaten I will still have the last laugh.

OH YUK! I guess you will have the last laugh ... but who will hear you?

And after that it will be: GAS! GAS! GAS!
I got my mask ready!

That much Taco Bell would see GOLGREN become FT first cyclops cosmonaut…

GOLGREN NO EAT SUSHII!!!!!!!!!

GOLGREN wrote: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:43 am GOLGREN NO EAT SUSHII!!!!!!!!!

hmm... so you cook that zander fish first? haha

(btw, did you notice I slipped a few into your pack the other day? )

I am surprised though, that you didn't get angry about being misquoted....

GOLGREN EAT A MISQUOAT ONCE TASTE LIKE MAGIX WITHOUT THE WOODEN TEETH MAGIX NO EAT RITE;}