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Hmmm... Biased for dwarves?
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:29 am
by justj99
Don't ask me how I noticed, but I think someone is biased towards dwarves! Go ahead, look through the monster list, I'll wait. Notice anything?
Bloody Archers, Bloody Ogres, Bloody Barbar (swords), Bloody Fairies, and.... Menacing Dwarves.
I guess now I know who they're menacing: everyone else!
Re: Hmmm... Biased for dwarves?
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 4:51 am
by SellSword
I'd ask Gullander, Syor, and meri to explain but they'd all claim freya are totally above such things.
Re: Hmmm... Biased for dwarves?
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:47 am
by justj99
Wait a second... Bloody Barbar seem to have axes... Maybe it's the swords instead!

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Re: Hmmm... Biased for dwarves?
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 9:07 am
by Syor
Oh! I had not seen this post.
actually we dwarves never bleed, we make others bleed !!!!
But first we threaten them!
We all threaten !!! without fear, without hesitation, and then we all go together to drink rivers of beer in the tavern.
Gull Sings battle songs, Meri goes to all the tables to greet friends, Syor does burp contests ... and wins.
Re: Hmmm... Biased for dwarves?
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:14 pm
by Gullander
@ Syor
Gull does indeed sing! Her audience is as captive to her singing as much as to her axe swinging and stinging! Her songs can rend the heart as her axe rends a body!

I am wondering if Syor's burp was responsible for the cave on the dino map cracking open!

A burpquake not an earthquake!

Re: Hmmm... Biased for dwarves?
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:26 pm
by Syor
Gullander wrote: Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:14 pm
@ Syor
I am wondering if Syor's burp was responsible for the cave on the dino map cracking open!

A burpquake not an earthquake!
well yes!
But this deserves a separate story! XD
Re: Hmmm... Biased for dwarves?
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:38 pm
by merisajan
Well ... well. ...well
what's up here ?
Who is jealous of dwarves and freya?


Smell
What does it smell like?
Yes, this is the smell of victory
Please turn off the lights


and turn on Small and beautiful stage light
Bright
And listen to my song
Song of Victory
Re: Hmmm... Biased for dwarves?
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:07 pm
by wofi
justj99 wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:29 am
Don't ask me how I noticed, but I think someone is biased towards dwarves! Go ahead, look through the monster list, I'll wait. Notice anything?
Bloody Archers, Bloody Ogres, Bloody Barbar (swords), Bloody Fairies, and.... Menacing Dwarves.
I guess now I know who they're menacing: everyone else!
It's not that special if there 1 more left tho
Re: Hmmm... Biased for dwarves?
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:48 pm
by merisajan
wofi wrote: Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:08 pm
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This is your problem
maybe you can't seen beautiful
People's thoughts come from the heart
You have to see where your heart and soul grew up

