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Truly off topic debate

Post by SellSword » Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:06 am

Does the woodcutter npc on the spawn map:

Have an amazing chop skill as he's been chopping almost nonstop...
-OR-
Have a horrible chop skill as he can't chop down even one tree?
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Re: Truly off topic debate

Post by Lestat » Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:30 am

I think hes trying to cut that tree with the blunt edge of his axe. 😆😆
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Re: Truly off topic debate

Post by Leone » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:49 am

I've never tried to chop his tree. Is it possible?
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Re: Truly off topic debate

Post by Lestat » Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:12 pm

Leone wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:49 am
I've never tried to chop his tree. Is it possible?
No you cant help him. He is the most solo of players.lol
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Re: Truly off topic debate

Post by Gullander » Sat Oct 12, 2019 3:58 pm

Because the game is about a travel through time we are witnessing it's effect but not part of it. There are two theories. One the tree is not in our time so it only appears there as an image but it's real existence is in another time. So swing though he may he can't hit it. If this is true he either is the most persistent cutter ever or one of the dumbest hulks ever to pick up an axe. The second theory is our perception. He is living in an accelerated time so every second he is working is weeks to us. So he is ever at his post hitting the tree. But what we are really witnessing is a single stroke but the time difference causes a flickering effect so one hit "appears" as many hits for weeks on end. It is rumored when no one is at 0.0 the chopping stops...but like the question does a tree falling in a forest make a sound if no one is there to hear it no one can verify this. :lol:
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Re: Truly off topic debate

Post by LostKnight » Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:17 pm

ORRRRRR......

The Forester is whacking away at a "magic perpetual" tree that can only be chopped by

The WoodCutters Axe+π

... of which there was only one ever made!
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Re: Truly off topic debate

Post by Barkley » Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:27 pm

SellSword wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:06 am
Does the woodcutter npc on the spawn map:

Have an amazing chop skill as he's been chopping almost nonstop...
-OR-
Have a horrible chop skill as he can't chop down even one tree?
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Re: Truly off topic debate

Post by Barkley » Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:29 pm

LostKnight wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:17 pm
ORRRRRR......

The Forester is whacking away at a "magic perpetual" tree that can only be chopped by

The WoodCutters Axe+π

... of which there was only one ever made!
mabye a +5 axe!!? :o
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Re: Truly off topic debate

Post by LostKnight » Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:48 pm

Barkley wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:29 pm
mabye a +5 axe!!? :o
No, "The WoodCutters Axe+π" is MUCH more. π is not just a mere "number"!

One cannot calculate the truth of π therefor it is "The Magic Number"
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Re: Truly off topic debate

Post by SellSword » Sat Oct 12, 2019 7:10 pm

Hmmm... reminds me of a different off topic discussion about the woodcutter. He is definitely more than a mere mortal.
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