The Trials and Tribulations of LostKnight

[SellSword]

Psst, LK!

Speaking of those 300 level players... that includes me now!

[LostKnight]

Psst, LK!

Speaking of those 300 level players... that includes me now!

AWESOME!! Congratulations ... and on your 301st post too!

You, someone else, between 250 and 499, and I have to do the BOSS fight in the Frost Cave!

[SellSword]

Psst, LK!

Speaking of those 300 level players... that includes me now!

AWESOME!! Congratulations ... and on your 301st post too!

You, someone else, between 250 and 499, and I have to do the BOSS fight in the Frost Cave!

SellSword = Boss Fodder/Distraction

A useful skill for those fights!

I'm in!

[LostKnight]

SellSword = Boss Fodder/Distraction

A useful skill for those fights!

I'm in!

Never know, you might survive, get the drop as I get sent to STA!

I hear it's 150b shared between the survivors.
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Not true but, boy, does it ever sound good.

[SellSword]

Hmmm... so my odds of survival are likely 300/150,000,000,000 with that payout! Don't worry, I'd share 1m with you in your scenario.

[LostKnight]

No no no no. 3 people

150b/3 = 50b each I can D R E A M ! !

[SellSword]

"The Twins" have morphed into "The Spooks" and here they are, Ry on the right and Aca on the left, their names finally revealed!

[LostKnight's family pictures here]

I hit level 300 a few days ago and figured "spooks" were a good option. I'd been running around with red monsters for a hundred levels and figured this would work.

This morning one of my kids noticed the new pets, and a good few minutes of zooming in and moving them around for a better view ensued. I get some approval that they are "neat," and since I did not see that on the stats sheet I'm quite relieved to know that. What are their names? Are they boys or girls? Wow, I hadn't really thought about those things... No worry, just a few seconds later I get the big reveal myself:

My ghost archers are girls and their names are "Glitter" and "Sparkle."

Ladies, keep me safe!

[LostKnight]

Cute ... I like it.

[LostKnight]

Yesterday was a strange day for this knight. While walking across the frozen lands of Map 0.-2 freezing my b... well, freezing, I came across a group wandering Vikings. Their leader, a Freya named Gullander, took pity on me and gave me some spare clothing.

A bit large for me, it fit right over my Blue Spandex Ninja Suit. And that suits me just fine, as I was not about to get rid of the Weapon of Mass Destruction my left boot has become since GOLGREN relieved himself on it. Besides, getting it fireproofed and OGRE stomach acid proofed was an expensive proposition abet a necessary one. GOLGREN threatened to eat me once, well, more than once actually. I want to have the same success at surviving that as a certain man in Black had when he was swallowed by a cockroach ... but that's a different story in a different time.

Gullander saw the short sword I had and gave me a Viking Longsword, range 2, a very nice blade indeed. I shall have it reforged throughout the years (levels). Then she gave me a helmet, "Good for head butts in fights." she says, and lined with fur too. Cozy and warm, fits like it was made for me. Next came a laminated wood and leather shield, from an old friend long gone. I had no idea how strong these things are, a welcome addition to my armour. I shall carry it and use it well to honour her friend.

So now I wander the land fighting for justice and what's right, while seeking the secret of who I am with the look of a Viking.

Until then, I am LostKnight and I am now 500 years in this land.

[Leone]

Gratz mate. 500 aceness:)