Forgotten Tales

Leone wrote: Sun Oct 28, 2018 1:38 am Hence the sinister black garb. I like it..

And I spilled superglue in it ... let's hope it sticks!

Elgur, KIB

aka: Elgur, the Knight in Black

2444 posts in this forum. How awesome is that? Awesome!!!! Kudos LK. New lucky number? 2444.

↑ which of course only goes to prove I have big mouth and people cheered me on

More later ... I see an eagle up in the sky!


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The Eagle Flew = RCAF Payday & Pension Day!

Let me explain:
During WWII and up until the 60's my old father-in-law, who started his career as a mid-upper gunner on an Avro Lancaster, told me it was "The Eagle ... ummmm Shhhhh ... defecates!
But that isn't family friendly so I have always said: The Eagle Flies, well last night it flew and I have to go collect it's ... ummmm ... droppings ...

Strange day. As seen above I had to go to the "Bank" at -1.1 today and collect my month stipend. Then, since I have to go to the witch doctor in a little while I thought putting off grinding and mining carbon for axes would be a better use of my time.

GOLD is always nice to have.

Well, there I was, picking away and up walks this bright red skeleton archer ... INK, I thINK

INK, I thINK wrote:I HEAR YOU HAVE THE GOLGREN WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

The hairs on the back of my neck start to stand on end, WARNING!, and cautiously I look at this stranger and reply,

me wrote:Yea, my left boot has become "The GOLGREN Weapon of Mass Destruction" since GOLGREN relieved himself on it! Don't know what's in his pee, but man it sure worked. He claimed it was just used beer, but his stomach must a done something to it, cuz it's deadly! Why're you asking?

INK, I thINK wrote:YEA, WELL IT''S NOTHING TO WHAT I'M GONNA GIVE U!

and with that he yells

INK, I thINK wrote:FA2TF!

and fired a fire arrow into my right foot! Goes right through the old Viking boot I'm wearing and gets stuck in the Blue(ish) Spandex Ninja Boot of my right foot!

My foot feels like it's on FIRE! I start hopping around in pain and slowly it subsides, it didn't last all that long but burning hot for a while!!!!

me wrote:What the heck is FA2TF anyway and why did you shoot me in the foot?

INK, I thINK wrote:WELL, NORMALLY IT MEANS FIRE ARROW 2 THE FACE, MY WAR CALL, BUT TODAY, AND JUST FOR YOU, IT WAS FIRE ARROW 2 THE FOOT!

ME wrote:Then I repeat: Why!

INK, I thINK wrote:BECAUSE SOON IT WILL TURN YOUR RIGHT BOOT INTO "THE DOOMSDAY BOOT", THAT WILL BE EVEN GREATER THAN THE BOOT OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

... and with that he was running out of the cave .... all I heard was

INK, I thINK wrote:MUHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

and he was gone.
My foot isn't boiling hot anymore just cooling to a little hotter than warm. Took the Viking boot off and looking at the Blue Spandex Ninja boot is seems to have undergone some sort of chemical change. That GOLGREN has some wild friends, soooo glad he's not an enemy.

This is great! I now have the DOOMSDAY BOOT and the GOLGREN Boot of Mass Destruction!

Thank you, INK, I thINK

Not 100% certain, but enough to bet that that was DOOM himself. After all: DOOMSDAY BOOT!

I think your bet is a safe one mate:)

LostKnight wrote: Mon Oct 29, 2018 9:24 pm This is great! I now have the DOOMSDAY BOOT and the GOLGREN Boot of Mass Destruction!

Man, my only special gear is my level 500 Loincloth of Souls...

Leone wrote: Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:23 pm I think your bet is a safe one mate:)

Yea, I think so too ... DOOMSDAY BOOT looks good, finally blended right in to the Blue Spandex Ninja Suit, but I can "feel it" just like the GOLGREN Weapon of Mass Destruction. WHAT A PAIR!

SellSword wrote: Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:06 pm Man, my only special gear is my level 500 Loincloth of Souls...

So did you rip that from the body of some jungle lord?
Is it a special drop?
Can I buy one someplace?
What quest?

LostKnight wrote: Tue Oct 30, 2018 1:17 am

SellSword wrote: Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:06 pm Man, my only special gear is my level 500 Loincloth of Souls...

So did you rip that from the body of some jungle lord?
Is it a special drop?
Can I buy one someplace?
What quest?

Shrouded in mystery! Possibly stolen from said jungle lord while he was in the shower though...

SellSword wrote: Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:27 am Shrouded in mystery! Possibly stolen from said jungle lord while he was in the shower though...

Shower? In the jungle?

Let me guess he had a Winnebago!

OK not sure where to put this so here it goes.

This "one post thread" by ardesia; Skills and trade affinities: timing and tables has been a post/thread I refer to a more than just a lot!

But as I am who I am I make/change things to my liking and though I would share my "changes" here.

→ My new general affinities image: Show

Affinities_LK.jpg

Just that it is easier for me to read.

Made it with a spreadsheet, I HATE spreadsheets (OO Calc) and saved it as a PDF, in the ZIP file: And and xlsx file for Windows people, again in the zip: