The Trials and Tribulations of LostKnight

[SellSword]

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It's my constant state of... Uh, confuzzation? Being confuzzed? Is it being confuzzled? Confuzzling?

It's true though. I had sold my leg armor one time and was on my way back to my house to pick up a spare, but I decided to stop at a shop and sell a sword that I had fished. The good shopkeeper got upset at me standing there without pants and insisted I stop talking about appraising my sword... Long story short, the shopkeeper has refused to do any business with me for the sale or purchase of any sword or he will call the city guards. That's a big reason I craft lv500 axes to sell, and not swords.

[LostKnight]

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OH MY!!! That conjures up an image of SellSword that once imagined and seen cannot be unimagined or unseen.

Sleeping pills, I need sleeping pills ... OMG! Nightmares!

[LostKnight]

Last night saw the death of The Club Bros, Humpty and Dumpty. A double spawn of swamp lions took one brave Humpty who fought to his dying breath! His brother Dumpty went wild and took on 10 lions standing sidb-by-side with me and managed to get three or four before he to succumbed to the onslaught. I ended up surrounded and it wasn't long before STA took me away.

This morning the cock crowed, and I got up and had breakfast with Mrs LK, then left the rock for the "Bank" and downtown to pay a few debits and buy some supplies at Kedington and Martek's Stronghold.

Now since I walk everywhere it took time ... so I decided to do something along the way. I started counting the covered waggons that were illegally parked on the paths I was walking. Thirty-six of them, and never an FT sheriff to be found. And of course someone chopped down Cashew's Cat ...err TreeHouse again!

Saw a few chuck-waggon races along the way too, had to jump out of the way once. Sheriff and deputies must have been at the Purple Dragon. Now, if you haven't been to the Purple Dragon in Ardesia City yet, you really MUST go and try their homemade mead. Awesome stuff that!

Mean time I'm out killing worms so I can go fishing later. And I got more rings than I have fingers and toes from the worms too! Must give a bunch away later after the hunt.

But I don't give "PRECIOUS" to just anyone. Look what happened to poor Sméagol when he had it. No, no, no ... they must prove their worth on the plains of Silverwood in order to get the Hobbit's Ring from me. Some deserving brave young souls fighting off yellow archers will get some of them! The rest, if there are any left over, I sell at the Silverwood shop before heading home. Well, except the six that are reserved for a friend who just so happens to live within the walls of Silverwood.

Time to pause, sit in the corner and drink the coffee I brought with me, then back to the hunt.

EDIT: Last night I went to the Plains of Silverwood. There were only two people there, I could not believe it. So each got a pair of rings.

[SellSword]

I took what I suppose would be the club sisters, Heartache and Heartbreak, into the swamp cave and they took some revenge on a few dozen swamp lions, and a couple of swamp wolves as well. Clearly they were not in a pleasant mood, but skinning one lion and hanging its hide above the cave entrance in clear view of the others seemed a bit extreme. At that point I figured I would just wait outside. What went on inside over the next several minutes was unknown, but I might hold off for a bit on going back inside to find out...

Took a long stroll back to Ardesia. Hit up the shops at Martek's to unload a few things, then took the road heading south. Stopped to admire Cashew's fine house, but before I knew it a stump popped up where the house once stood. At least I didn't cut it down this time. I mean, just the part about me not cutting it down!

At last, home in Ardesia. A fine mead was a great end to the journey, then back in bed to rest up for the next grind!

[LostKnight]

I took what I suppose would be the club sisters, Heartache and Heartbreak, {snip}...

Three cheers for the Club Sisters, Heartache and Heartbreak! Rock on girls! The Club Bro's would be proud of you!

{snip} Stopped to admire Cashew's fine house, but before I knew it a stump popped up where the house once stood. At least I didn't cut it down this time. I mean, just the part about me not cutting it down!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm so it means you "watched" someone cutting down Cashew's Cat...TreeHouse!!

What did you do cheer him on?

At last, home in Ardesia. A fine mead was a great end to the journey, then back in bed to rest up for the next grind!

Arashiko told me the Purple Dragon Mead was a family secret and has been so since the beginning of time. She said she is the only one who can read the code handed down from generation to generation ... so she grabbed a quill and some paper and wrote it down for me, from memory I was like "OH! WOW!". She is convinced I will never break the code:

53696c6c7920706572736f6e2c20776520776f756c64206e6576657220777269746520746865206d6561642072656369706520646f776e2e2020497420697320636f6d6d697474656420746f206d656d6f7279207769746820656163682070617373696e672067656e65726174696f6e20746f20746865206d6f737420747275737465642066616d696c79206d656d62657273206f6e6c792e202054686520736563726574207368616c6c2072656d61696e2077697468696e206f75722066616d696c7920666f72657665722120204275742c20706c656173652c206665656c206672656520746f20656e6a6f79206f7572206d65616421

She was right! Looks like something from a Remembered Tale.

[SellSword]

{snip} Stopped to admire Cashew's fine house, but before I knew it a stump popped up where the house once stood. At least I didn't cut it down this time. I mean, just the part about me not cutting it down!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm so it means you "watched" someone cutting down Cashew's Cat...TreeHouse!!

What did you do cheer him on?

Not at all what happened! I was there demanding answers!

Warning! Treeicide!: Show

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I got that close to make sure I was looking at the right tree!

[Leone]

I've never seen such a vigorously growing tree.

[LostKnight]

Imagine if for just a week, every time someone hit Cashew's Cat...TreeHouse a second time with their axe, it would break!

Just saying.

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Yesterday I spent ALL day killing 800 evil knights, the enemies of FT in one of the House of Houses, the one on the NW corner of the map. Took me all day, got a level during the fighting and a level for completing it.

What's interesting is I'm a couple of hours into the game today, and after resetting my STATS, I'm at 353m/409m and that's for my second level today. Sorry: 362/409

FT Time: 11-11-2018 @ 15:00 - Waiting with post open:
FT Time: 11-11-2018 @ 15:06 <<--- level 704 - Long live the RCAF¹

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¹ Rockheim Consolidated Armed Fairies

[LostKnight]

Grinding, fighting bosses, finding a lvl700 Quest, going there only to find the Monsters are lvl750.

That's OK there is another lvl700 quest, broke a Mithril pickaxe getting in ... nothing there except a whole hockey sock full of lvl1500 monsters. OK I'm a little angry now. I mean geeze what's the sense ... so I go mining mith. YEA YEA, I know everyone has be through it.

So I spent today making Mith Tools, made have 4 pickaxes.

Was walking from Ardesia to RHN when I bumped into a friend we started chatting, He asked if I had 13 Soul Stones he could buy. "Sure come to my rock"

"Gimme 2 minures" he says ....

BLINK . . . Lost wifi!

He is probably cussing me a blue streak right now!

My 10" tablet will not reconnect ... Network says: "Saved"

Power up my 7" tablet, turn WiFi on: it will not connect ... Network says: "Saved"

Power up my older 8" tablet that will not run FT (not enough memory) - wifi works fine.
My wife's 10" tablet - works fine!

So not the router, not the network ... my machines.
I fear another "Factory Reset" coming on. And just when I was getting to level 50 "again" in FT RPG!

But first I am scouring the net looking for a solution, five sites later: nada! Nothing works and they all basically say the same thing.

Colour me GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

UPDATE

Factory Reset on both tablets: Neither connects with WiFi
Will be offline for a while. What can I say

[SellSword]

If LK's friend reads his forum I'd be happy to offer some soul stones on LK's behalf.

The dreaded wifi issues...