No specific person, clan, country, or religion is slighted these are simply for our amusement and hope they will be viewed that way

What do you call a hard to get along with clan member?
Clantankerous!
What do you call someone wanting a clan position?
A clandidate
When clan life is good?
Clantastic
Favorite clan music group?
Clannad
When testing new Ideas what does a clan do?
Put it through clanical trials
What sounds do weapons make in clan warfare?
Clank and clang!
In Canada what is a clan’s favorite place?
The Clandike territory
And their favorite song?
Oh Clanada!

If monks were clan members what would they call their buildings?
A clannery
And how would they govern their clan?
By following clanonical hours
What is a clan member’s favorite fruit?
A clantelope! Or does this word mean when a clan member runs off and marries another clan? Or is this a type of animal only found on clan maps?

What is a sign of a well-run clan?
Clantentment
What do you call it when you bump into another clan’s member?
A clandeathstine meeting!
Attention: No animals were harmed in the making of this post
