A MINION AFFAIR

[DOOMSDAY]

IT ALL BEGAN UPON THE SORROW I FELT AFTER MY FUR FACE(DOG)PASSED AWAY 11/30/2012. HIS NAME WAS DOOM.
YEARS PRIOR TO EVEN BEING BLESSED BY DOOM'S COMPANY I PLAYED MANY BOARD GAMES. HERO CLIX WAS MY FAVORITE & I OWNED MOST OF MY COMPETITION USING Dr DOOM & A SMALL CAST OF MINIONS SUCH AS ANNIHULUS, TASKMASTER & OF COURSE DOOMBOTS.
A FEW TOURNAMENTS WON & VETERAN DOOM POINT VALUE 198 DECIDED TO CREATE MY ALTER EGO. ALSO KICKED THE PANTS OFF GALACTUS.
SO I VOWED TO LIVE MY FUR FACES' LEGACY BEING A MINION MYSELF. THESE ARE JUST A FEW REASONS I NEVER HESITATE TO TAG MYSELF ON ANY GAME AS "DOOM".
I PLAYED FORGOTTEN TALES RPG AS WELL.
BACK TO FEB. 2013.
WAS SNOWED IN AT HOME & WAS CRUISIN THROUGH GOOLGLE PLAY & SAW FT PART MMORPG. OHH YEAH!!
AFTER INSTALLING MMORPG COULD NOT REGISTER AS Dr DOOM GGRRRR. SO DOOM WOULD HAVE TO SUFFICE. DID NOT REALIZE GAME HAD JUST LAUNCHED LOL. ROAMED AROUND WAITING TO OBSERVE OTHER PLAYERS & MODS. I DID NOT CHAT MUCH AT BEGINNING. MOST OF YOU KNOW WHY THIS IS. IT TURNED OUT THAT ALL BEGINNING PLAYERS WERE SINCERELY NICE GGRR.
SO UPON VOWING TO DOOM THAT HIS HUMAN WOULD CREATE CHAOS & MAYHEM, I WROTE THIS STORY.

DID I WAKE IN PURGATORY? THIS ISNT LATVERIA. OHH HELL NO!! THERE ARE WOLVES ATTACKING DOOM & NON SUPERHERO TYPES AT THAT. MAGES KINDA RESEMBLE CLOAK & POSSIBLY ODIN. DOOM WAS TRAPPED IN A FORGOTTEN TALE!! NNOOOOOOO!!!!
FEW DAYS OF THIS & MIGHT JUST SNAP.
WELL.. MAKE BEST OF YOUR TIME DOOM & START CREATING AND BUILDING ARMY OF MINIONS. DOOMED WAS BORN. TASKMASTER BORN. DOOMBOT CREATED. PWRCOSMIC CRAFTED. WILL FINISH ARMY TRAINING AFTER SCOUTING THIS UNIVERSE FOR WARRIORS WITHOUT A SOUL. SO DOOM CAN HAVE MANY A SHIELD TO MASTERMIND THE DAMAGE OF THESE WRETCHED BEASTS ROAMING AROUND ONTO.
MY FIRST ENCOUNTER OF ANOTHER PLAYER WAS MAGE NAMED "KAWZEE"
"I AM DOOM" LONG RANGE COMBAT EXPERT. ENERGY EXPLOSION. SO WHY IS THIS FOUL CREATURE MAGE SHOOTING FIRE GGRRRR. (HENCE THE BOW & STEATHLY ARCH)
THIS GRUNGY MAGE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND? HHMMM!! HAD TO TELL HIM "DO NOT SPEAK TO DOOM UNLESS REQUESTED!" THIS MAGE MUST BE HALLUCINATING.
"SO ARE YOU THE FIRST PERSON SHOOTER DOOM?" "WHY CAN I NOT TARGET HIM & DISINTEGRATE HIS CARCUSS?"
NVM THAT EMPEROR DOM. DOOM NEEDS EQUIPMENT IF THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
"TO BAD DOOM CANNOT STRIP THESE VILE CREATURES OF THEIR GEAR."
I MUST FOLLOW THESE UNUSAUL BEINGS TO THEIR LAYER SO DOOM CAN PILLAGE THEIR HOMES.
SPY ON THEM DOOM! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!
STRIKE WITH ALL RESOURCES A.S.A.P.
WHEN WILL THIS CREATOR OF THIS VERSE OPEN THE CATHEDRAL OF PAIN?
BIG BOSS MAGE SEEMS TO LURK IN SHADOWS HHMMM. RECRUIT OR DESTROY. DESTROY WOOT!! (HUNT HIM ACTIVELY STILL) BAZERA CALLED OUT DOOM THE DAY CREATOR PVP'D IT UP. WAS A BAD DECISION ON HIS PART. MAGES SCATTER UPON TAKING A FIRE ARROW TO THE FACE. DWARFS LOOK CONFUSED. SWORDSMAN LIKE POWERCOSMIC STAND STURDY. I KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE NOW. RULE THE EMPIRE OF FT. THIS LONGRANGE EXPERT TRAINING ABOVE ME "DARKARROW" WILL BE A VALID ASSET. POWERCOSMIC STOOD STRONG UNTIL SANDSPUR STRIPPED HIM OF UNDEFEATED STATUS. SANDY IS A TOUGH ONE.
WAS NICE AND QUIET HERE UNTIL LATELY. MANY LEGIONS FORMING. WHAT IS THIS? DOOM CAN FINALLY BE [DR] DOOM AGAIN. AAAHHHOOOUUU!!! THE CLAN 1BN SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN THOUGH ONLY 1/2 HOUR OF EXISTENCE. MIGHT REVISIT LATER ON IN PURGATORY. OF COURSE BEING FIRST TO LVL 100 AS AN ARCH WAS A GIVEN.
DOOM ONLY USED HIS NINTEDO AS AN ASHTRAY. PUZZELS ME TO SEE TOADS & LINKS EVERYWHERE.
DOOM CAN BUILD HIS EMPIRE ON LEGENDARY GROUNDS KNOWN AS "CLAN MAP".
POOF!! LVL 300 MAGE HHMMMM. NAME WAS "NOT DOOM". ARROGANT MAGE. BUT THEN AGAIN THEY ALL ARE. MANY A DARK HAT ON THE MANTLE WOOT!!
MAGES EVERYWHERE GGRRR. NEED RECRUIT 1 TO DR. JIVE ASS PALMERANI. DOOM NEEDS A STURDY SPOOFING HAMMER AS WELL.
Part 1

[Sydhe]

Not all Mages are terrible and I'll thank you and your alts in advance to please leave this one alone. It would be very much appreciated. Thank you

[DOOMSDAY]

STORY GONNNA HAVE TO WAIT. PART 2 SOON.

[rearrow]

keep m commin.

[DOOMSDAY]

PART TWO AFTER RELEASE FROM PRISON. HERE IS PREQUEL THOUGH.

"THE LIFE OF DOOM & THE SUFFERING HIS HUMAN FOREVER ENDURE"

DOOM WAS A PURE BLOODED RED NOSED BULL TERRIER. QUITE AN IMPRESSIVE BREED OF CANINE. NICKNAMED "FUR FACE". THAT DOG TRAINED HIMSELF IN ALMOST EVERY WAY.
I RECEIVED HIM AS A 5 WEEK OLD PUPPY. CUTEST DAMN DOG I HAD EVER SEEN. HE WAS FRESHLY WEANED. I STARTED HIM ON "I AMS" DRY FOOD WITH BACON GREASE DRIPPINGS. ONLY THE BEST FOR ACHIEVING GREATNESS. HE ENDED UP WEIGHING 132 LBS & WORE ME OUT CHASING GIRLS TO PET HIM. ALL LOVED HIM. I HAD EXPLICIT RULES TO NOT FEED HIM HUMAN FOOD AND TO NOT HAND FEED HIM (FOR MANY REASONS). HE WAS NOT ALLOWED TO BEG. LOW AND BEHOLD, HE NEVER DID. IT WOULD BE HIS DEMISE & MY DOWNFALL.
ONE DAY I WAS DEPRESSED OVER A WOMAN, IN WHICH HE LOVED AS WELL. I DID NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE ONLY ENTITY THAT CARED FOR ME. DOOM!
DURING THAT WEEK HE BECAME HUNGRY (BECAUSE I WAS NOT THERE TO TO FEED HIS MAJESTY) & WHEN I WAS THERE & MEDICATED TO SLEEP HE JUST SAT THERE & DID NOT BEG, YET COMFORTED ME AS HE ALWAYS DID. BY THE END OF THAT WEEK HE WAS VERY HUNGRY AS I LAYED THERE PASSED OUT. I AWOKE TO HIM EATING A SINGLE FREEDOM FRY OUT OF A TOGO CONTAINER WITH A LOOK OF DISGUST ON HIS FUR FACE THAT HE HAD TO DO SUCH A THING. I WAS VERY ANGRY & THREW HIM INTO AN OPEN CLOSET. HE CAME OUT AND JUST SAT THERE QUIETLY WITH A TEAR IN HIS EYE AND HAD CLICKING NOISE IN HIS JAW.
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR THAT, EVER!!
A WEEK LATER I BECAME HOMELESS (WOMAN ISSUE) & LOST MY JOB. OBVIOUSLY COULD NOT TAKE CARE OF HIM NOR MYSELF SO I HAD SOME FRIENDS TAKE HIM UNTIL I GOT BACK ON MY FEET. MEANING A HOME AND SUCH. I TOLD HIM "IT WILL BE A FEW DR DOOM, WE WILL BE BACK TOGETHER SOON". THAT NEVER TRANSPIRED BECAUSE HE RAN AWAY FROM THEIR FARM HOUSE & I RECEIVED A CALL ABOUT SUCH.
EXCUSE ME... EEHHEMM.
4 DAYS LATER I FOUND HIM WITH 4 PAWS IN THE AIR FROZEN TO DEATH 1/2 WAY BACK TO OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS.
I LOST IT & MENTALLY SNAPPED!
FROM THAT DAY FOWARD I VOWED TO MAKE MYSELF SUFFER TEN FOLD. HERE ARE THE SUFFERING COMMANDMENTS I HAVE EMBEDED INTO MY PATHETIC LITTLE MIND.
" I SHALL "
1) FOREVER REMAIN HOMELESS
2) EAT ONLY REMNANTS & LEFTOVERS FROM OTHERS
3) FREEZE TO THE POINT OF HYPOTHERMIA WHENEVER POSSIBLE
4) WORK EXTREMELY HARD JUST TO GIVE AWAY ALL COMPENSATION & BENEFITS
5) I MUST BE INJURED AT ALL TIMES IF NOT SEVERELY
6) WORKOUT VIGOROUSLY TO KEEP A SOUND VESSEL, SO THAT I CAN SUFFER A LONGER LIFE
7) USE "DOOM" OR "DR DOOM" AS ANY PROFILE FOR RECREATIONAL GAMES
8) BECOME LOVED BY OTHERS & THEN SABOTAGE THOSE RELATIONSHIP S
9) NEVER BE HAPPY OR ENJOY LIFE FOR I AM NOT WORTHY
10) REMEBER "DOOM" AS MY HERO

THUS MY PERSONA OF BEING DR DOOM. I HAVE TRIED TO COMBAT THESE COMMANDMENTS TO NO AVAIL. THIS IS THE REASONS I GAVE DR DOOM & DOOMSDAY AWAY ALONG WITH MANY OTHER ACCOUNTS.

FOR " DOOMED!!"

Charles
Champion.

[Cleopatra]

U will always be a legend in my eyes and never forgot ^_^
I'm a daughter of the DR and DOOM was my first teacher
I will miss u too my DOOMED CHAMPION ^_~

[Dr-Octopus]

Me Too Miss You,CHAMP bro

[rearrow]

SUFFER by playing ft and trying to kill those mages.
BE DOOMED TO DIE BY THEIR HANDS but not being allowed to give up.

[Leone]

You are never a pathetic little mind mate. Miss ya bro.