The Trials and Tribulations of LostKnight

[LostKnight]

Never hugged a one eyed green being before but with you, I'd make an exception.

Your roaring doesn't frighten me ... empties my bowels and kidneys - but doesn't scare me, nope, nope, nope!°

I know .... COOOOOOFFFFEEEEEE :D

It was an exciting meet to say the least! GOLGREN has two black dragons as pets! Talk about stupendous, I was afraid of making a boo-boo, I could feel them looking at me, waiting for a mistake. Licking their chops they were. :D

Today I killed 10 dragons to get their teeth for the lady in the village: Please don't tell your pets GOLGREN, they were bad dragons anyway.
Had the help of a little fairy(11) who needed 3, she (fairies are always a she right) said she'd help me, but I made sure she got her three before I got my 10. The old 'pro' in the village gave me a tea and some gold, not sure how much.

NO, I'm NOT saying what happened while we were having tea. ]:D

[DAVEmanda]

Lol I remember that quest it gives you some XP haha

[LostKnight]

Yea, and I ain't gonna tell my wife what kind of EXPerience either. jajajajajajajajajaja

Tea dear, just tea!

[Arashiko]

Tea dear, just tea!

[LostKnight]

What can I say. :D

I wanna live.

EDIT: Discovered a new sub-game in FT: Called: Back and Google Buttons, which one can you hit first. :(

[LostKnight]

last night after the 10 dragons teeth tale ...

I finally met someone I'm not sure I like. There I was, lvl9, killing pirates with a mochilla (backpack) full of health bottles and this "tinkerbell" character at (lvl17) flies up and 'zaps' them all, she flies around in a circle and collects a bunch around her and 'zaps' them as I watched. Second time she did this I closed and left - the nerve of some fairies.

Met 2 nice Spanish speaking people was taught how (where) to fish and got to practice typing in Spanish, something I really need to do more of.

Then I connected with GOLGREN - what an ogre! I'm glad he's a friend, ogre's eat people you know, and levels and books and computers .... he took me for a walk, pausing every now and then to let me kill things. WHAT A GUY! places I would die alone ... hey it was fun. So while I was 'hacking and slashing' like mad, he stood there and we talked. Did you know that ogre women ... well, no better not this is a family place and besides it was very private. :lol: :o

Today I spread the wealth!

[LostKnight]

Responded to a SYSTEM CALL FOR HELP - Black knights ---- for the first time today

--- figured I'd die for a good cause; and that I did, but I took a couple with me, I think.

I was protecting the back of another loyal member with a lvl26 to my lvl15 ...

LostKnight: May he RIP!

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UPDATE: Spent most of the day there ... leveling up protecting FTland. Went from lvl9 or 10 to 17 WooHoooooooo!!!
Did one detour to Ashtown wyhen the pirated invaded there. That was easier but not as much a "level up" experience.

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Of course this is Forgotten Tale's and here, that means: Resurrect in Pride! :D

LOVE THIS GAME!

[LostKnight]

This is incredible, after two days of fighting at 3.1 I'm at level 24 - NEVER thought I'd get there ... 24 is a nice number!

STR 34 ARM 57 DEX 46

So while walking back east to put another "Stolen Sack" in the bank , don't know what they are for but I have a couple and to sell a bow someone gave me, I run into a couple of vampires. I have 4x +500HP left from the days fighting so I figure why not try. I thought I was doing OK, and burned up one +500 health when a dark ominous figure, with two pets, walked up with a name like [somethine here]name(XXX)[somethingelse] watch for a few seconds said: "Greetings" - "Hi" was all I manages. So ZAP the full health Zombie dies...
Him: "What's your fex"
... pause "DEX"
Me fumbling with "the darn Google button game", I get back, the zombie is gone, and I finally managed to look and type "42" <-- The Ultimate Answer!
Him: "Go east for a better sword"
Him: "Farwwell"
Me: "ty" thinking gratefully, "I'm alive, it didn't zap me" OK,

Not thinking right I walk west by mistake - and die! OK, so now I'm further east.
OH! my wife claimed that she was the dinosaur that killed me. :o

My sword: Earth Saber Lvl 13.
Soooooooo I'm off to the east find something better.

One of these day I'll have to finish a few quests I have, 8 of them which ends with Get my memory back.
Yea, that's a lost cause :D

Also I have a "Key" doesn't say anything else just: Key
Need to find out what that's for, it doesn't fit anything here.

Going east ... no idea where but as they'd say in Australia:

Gone for a walkabout!

[Lord Baal]

South, actually. I apologize, I'm terrible at directions.

Don't forget to bring a towel!

[Arashiko]

A towel is essential. A book of Vogon poetry should frighten off the monsters (if that fails, its a decent melee weapon)