
An FT Christmas Carol
In the telling of this tale it is a story and does not represent any specific player past or present.
Scene one at Scrooge’s clan site
Characters:
C=Crachit
S-Scrooge
One and Two= naïve new players
F-Duke Fred Scrooges nephew in game
Intro: Duke Marley had quit this must be remembered at the first leaving in charge Lord Scrooge who became Duke. He was a grasping, clutching, cheating, scamming old sinner intent on defrauding other players and dispatching them when least expecting with PVP.
The scene opens with our main player Scrooge with his marshal Crachit working on clan buildings while he inventories once again his personal gold and hoard of items.
C- Sir, I’d like to level today if I might
S- Do you want in this clan or not Mr. Crachit!
C- Of course sir I need it to provide for my alts especially my newest TinyTim
S- then Mr Crachit get to mining and cutting and building or you will lose your position!
C- (mumbling to self) all this over a few levels…
S- What’s that! What’s that! What are you mumbling about?!?
C- Nothing sir, I revel in mining!
S- and don’t you forget it
Enter Scrooges nephew clan duke Fred
F- Good day Duke Scrooge! Do you know what today is?
S- No, and I don’t intend on listening
F- Why it’s Christmas time, when clans with one accord can choose to be at peace, a gentle forgiving time…
S- Forgive, Gentle??? Bah humbug!!
F- Why are you so set against it?
S- Why did you choose that clan instead of mine?
F- I have no quarrel with you, see now let us be friends and allies
S- Bah humbug! Good day
F- I will keep my good cheer and offer you the same every year!
S- Good day sir!
Duke Fred goes over to chat with Mr Crachit
F- Hi Crachit, Merry Christmas!
C- and to you sir!
F- and how is that new alt doing the lame one that is having trouble leveling
C- we have hopes sir, he will get stronger my Tim
F- I don’t care what clan you are in you are always a welcome friend to me!
C- Why thank you sir, the best Christmas to you!
S- Bah humbug!! Crachit are you going to work or chat????
As Scrooge is yet again surveying his personal wealth in game gold two relatively new players to the game enter with a proposition.
One- Hello may I have the pleasure of addressing you Duke Scrooge?
S- Did I send you a clan invite?
Two- No sir we are here for another reason
S- hmmm…what is it? I’m busy
One- Well sir it being Christmas we thought it would be neat to give away gold and items as gifts to help lower level players giving them a boost!
S- Uh…..give? Help? …..wait a minute. Let me ask you, are there monsters drops?
Two- Yes sir
S- and quests still valid, and chests in dungeons?
Two- Yes quite in operation but hard and dangerous for these low level players
S- Oh I was worried I missed another update!
One- What can we get from you?
S- Nothing
One- You want to remain anonymous ….great!
S- No to be left alone…..the game provides I do not intend to…they must use those things I mentioned
Two- But many try and only die!
S- Good than let them die troublesome little newbies, let them run to the tutorial to save them! Ha!
With that exasperated and feeling quite ready to quit themselves his guests leave soiled and sullied from the encounter.
S- Crachit!!!! How many billions did we scam and cheat for yesterday?
C- Oh, 14 billion gold I believe
S- Is that all? My alts ScroogeU1 and ScroogeU2 did 10 of that!! If you want to stay in this clan you better work harder and make sure you are worthy of staying!!
C- Yes Duke Scrooge
S- What is our motto Crachit??
C- (sighs) Scam and Cheat or Bam and Beat
S- And how do we feel about everyone else in the game???
C- (sighs) Their pain is our gain
S- I’m gonna log, you keep at it till you log!!
C- Sir, tomorrow is Christmas and I would like the day off
S- Bah humbug!!! You do this every year and I like it less now than then
C- Its only one day then back to our motto again
S- I suppose I have to but you come back the next day logged on early to keep the clan buildings in shape while I seek new players to take for a ride!!!
C- Yes sir, thank you and….
S-Don’t say it, another fanatic! I’m logging!