THE CLAN CHRONICLE: 18-07-2015

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The Clan Chronicle 18-07-2015:

BUILDINGS ON INVISABLE ADKINS DIET
Famous scientist compbatant has applied the Adkins diet to ft towers and castles and managed to have them take up less space. The scientists applaud this breakthrough but others are critical.

"The towers don’t look smaller, which is most time the reason for losing weight. They have the same inventory space and look the same but now can be closer together. In some cases doors can no longer be opened or levels added . Also players have been observed hiding between or behind them so they cannot be targeted. "

Many citizens of FT cities also reported suddenly appearing walls next to castles and towers. This might be related.

The creator is reported to be in talks with Hollywood about the upcoming movie “Honey, I shrunk the towers”


DOCTORS ADVICE HEALTH WARNING
Doctors around the world advice the following health warning to be shown on logon:
“FT may have serious side effects and may be hazardous to your health.
It may cause insomnia, exhaustion, uncontrollable fits of cursing and shouting, fits of anger and extreme euphoria"

Some clans are more susceptible to these then others. GM is especially vulnerable to exhaustion, DR to cursing fits.

The WHO advices to have teams of psychiatrist and stores of tranquilizers available around “upgrade times”

Discussions are also underway with governments to make medical weed available to FT addicts during these trying times. First experiments with this substance were very successful:
“Lol they getting in through our gaps. Poof a 3 month work castle gone. PRETTY lights though. Dont worry be happy man. Peace out” (anonymous but happily high source).


BEE CRASHES INTO ADIK COMPOUND
A Bee has crashed into the ADIK compound.
It was seen around the whole FT world mainly in populated areas .

During its flight above the ADIK compound its wings started to move slower and slower. It got into a dive and made several heroic attempts to rise again. But to no avail. The heroic bee managed however to crash without injuring others or buildings.

Eye witnesses reported the bee to utter “Bzzzexhausted, can’t makBzzze map crash, Bzzzgottto sleepBzzzz, ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ zzzzzzzz

Doctors predict for a full recovery of the bee.

[The Houstaaja]

This really made my morning as always, good chronicle.

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glad u liked it.
wasnt sure if people did like them, but in the last weeks I got several questions on why I stopped.
so i guess i will try to do a weekly one

[James142]

Yes, pls do make more, I like to read these

[Asmodeous]

Epic. This one was awesome xD